I am confused. Alpha Dad was supposedly gone for the weekend (but no worries, he’s back from his trip now!!!), but on Friday night I think he was hiding inside of this tasty doggy-bone-shaped thingy that Alpha Mom calls a “tell-a-fone.” I was sitting by the window, waiting for Alpha Dad to come home in the No Dogs Allowed Car. Alpha Mom was calling to me from the kitchen, but I decided to ignore her.
Alpha Mom got really obnoxious. She started clapping her hands and whistling. The great thing about having big ears is that they’re like built-in ear muffs that block out all the noise. But then I heard something really amazing! Maybe I mad missed Alpha Dad coming home because I heard his voice from the kitchen! I trotted into the kitchen, hoping for a belly rub. But Alpha Dad was nowhere to be seen! I sniffed around and was quite positive that Alpha Dad was not in the room.
“Woody!” I heard Alpha Dad calling me, but I didn’t know which way to run. “What’s up, Woody?” There was the voice again! I started running in circles, racing through the house and completely unable to control myself. Alpha Dad has to be around here somewhere! I know that’s him talking, I just know it!
There are a lot of things about this world that I will never understand. The tell-a-fone is one of them.